skulandcrossbones:

At least I own a trash can. At least I can legally rent a car.
↳ New Girl 2x05

straightouttamagazineface:

ALT

kermitspussy:

like where did it come from i was literally doing a silly little art and craft

manrippedapartbydogs:

sleepy-bebby:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

my beautiful wife ibuprofen

tupacabra:

I only have the mental capacity to answer texts weekdays 10am-12pm sorry if you miss the window

zzzhealy:

the1975hqs:

(x)

FUN FACT that’s in Argentina 🇦🇷 💘

pixelephant:

angelnumber27:

magicdyke:

gonna start wearing hats like this

softwaring:

respect-the-kitty:

just-illegal:

:

So imagine a DnD character who’s whole motivation is ‘X guy killed my parents and I need to find them’ and the party just thinks 'ok, revenge quest, that’s normal’

But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like “Hey buddy, long time no see. It’s a shame we got separated, here’s some money” and they’re super chill.

The party is just confused and goes “Wait, why are you giving him gold?”

The guy just goes “Cause I owe him money?”

The party “But he killed your parents???”

“That’s why I owe him money!”

an-eccentric-devil:

albertnatural:

imagining a guy with a beard entering a mosh pit and coming out completely clean shaven

hangingirl-deactivated20240310:

today a meme tomorrow who knows